"There is nothing better than a hotdog at the turn on the golf course," the former professional golf star turned social media tweeted this week.
Unsurprisingly, there were a lot of, well, inappropriate comments in response to Spiranac's tweet.
"Let me talk about my love for hotdogs in peace," she wrote.
The former University of Arizona and San Diego State University golfer had a pretty great tweet on the subject, too.
Paige is right, after all.
Few things in golf are better than hitting up the halfway house at the turn following the ninth hole.
Just keep it appropriate, everyone.